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Saturday, April 05, 2003
Club Xtreme not seeing me anytime soonwent to de opening of club xtreme. imagine my surprise when i get there are 9:05pm and see a line 4 ppl in width and snaked throught the car park onto the road. bajans early for something!!!! luckily we saw someone near the front, so we only had a 30 MINUTE WAIT. christ man, ppl were in de line for like and hour and a half,namely govan. inside is nice pretty big, drinks good, but shit it just not worth de $40,cause that waiting outside just nah wukking. so in dere definitely wont be seeing me every weekend. only XTREMELY special occasions. however, ppl have different tastes, i would suggest going in dere. i enjoyed myself. i danced to every single song, for $40 i had no choice. security was tight, and there were no teeny boppers, ppl were id and turned back,so that was good.no fights, or slimy men pulling at me. that was definitely a plus. even tho a cold stare works just as well as $40 cover charge. take home msg and females, wear comfortable shoes, cause i had on some sexy white pants so i wore my high nine west shoes so they wouldnt get dirty, but bout 1:30am i decided that the pins and needles in my toes was just too overbearing so i had to step out of de shoes while i was dibbing. some nice dress "slippers" will be on my feet next time, fuh real. well off to bed now, have to get some rest, so i can get up and do some work, so i wont feel so guilty tomorrow night at Spektakula. Carnival baby • • • • • Thursday, April 03, 2003
oh how could i forget the highlight of the day, yes Neysa did a flip into de water from off de platform *BoEk*. Miles was shock,thought i was going to chicken out. but i impressed him and myself too. haha,i came and conquered. for those who will try it, make sure you dont break ur neck. i'm willing to give lessons, for a fee of course.cash or credit accepted hehehe signing out Ms. Accomplished ps.yes today was one of those things when it took very little to amuse me :D • • • • • The Small things that make our daytoday was great, i spent the entire day at the beach. what more could i ask for "sea, sand and sun" i had it all. sandy lane beach is pretty nice havent been there for awhile. and the platform is great, so nice and peaceful away from everything, you can just go and lie down and be calm. it was the most euphoric feeling i've had in months. laughing for the entire day is a good ab workout(if i had some). had good company too.of course there was the excitement. this rasta man come in de water trying to impress me and de girls, next ting we know de man drowning, i tell yuh i was out de water pun de sand faster than he holla" selassie- I help me". he was too far out, de ting is his own friend was outside,telling us that he was kixing around. well low and behold bout and hour later we pass back and find de man on de beach wid paramedics and ting. thought he was dead,luckily he wasnt. all in all,it was nice,worked on my tan, i not too yellow now. Gas money to beach:$55.41 (full tank) Beach wrap:$15.00 EC Day at the beach wid friends: priceless take home message for today:Jah, God, Allah, Buddha, whoever, not going to save u if u drowning, stop screaming,relax and float,if u panic, u will drown • • • • • Wednesday, April 02, 2003
Belated April fools daywell, April fools day has come and gone and i didnt pull a prank on anyone. i tell yuh, uwi got me good and proper. i remember those days in primary school when all day we would play pranks on people. send girls or boys notes from "secret admirers". or wear plasters and pretend we had cuts. my best prank yet was when i called my darling friend Nesha. i was the manager of JB's supermarket (had the business voice and ting) and Nesha had won a trip to New York from one of the ongoing contests. boy was she ecstatic, screaming to her family she had won a trip. i gave her dates and she gave me info i would need...long story short her excitement was short lived by the shrieks of laughter coming through the phone from ur's truly. i couldnt play her along much longer because she was about to pack her bags and meet me at the airport ready for her trip. i got her good. ahahahhahahhaha. those were the good old days when i had time on my hands. now it seems like i am at the punch line of a big joke. sometimes things happen that make me sit back and wonder how many ppl are in on this "Let's Laugh at Neysa". if its not lecturers wid loads of work, its gossip folks. it seems that i am very fickle and cannot be in one place too long. in the last 3 weeks, i've heard i had 2 boyfriends. today in my chemistry lab, i heard i have another one. i'm surprised i havent heard i have a girlfriend. well c'est la vie. my solace is that i have to be damned important for ppl to waste their precious oxygen on lil ole me. take home message today : Leave people business alone and mind your own April Fool-er • • • • • Monday, March 31, 2003
Got this email. lol. from seeing my friends, i know this is true20 Clues a Woman Should Call it a Night 1. I have absolutely no idea where my bag is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realise I now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. 6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. 7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work. 8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my biology teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka. 14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. 15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..." 16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it. 17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing)and take a quick nap. 19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink. 20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight. After seeing my sister last night, i can definitely relate to this • • • • • Sunday, March 30, 2003
Comment of the day:Rohan:"I have the most beautiful toes.....except for the fungus" • • • • • |
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