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Saturday, October 29, 2005
I've been busy with UWIEveryone commenting on how homey I always look. How my eyes looking tired, yada yada yada. Well I am up most of the day, in class or studying, so yea it's taking its toll on me. My social life is now pretty non-existant. People will soon forget about me, if not already. Funny thing, in the last 36 hours I have gotten 16 hi5 emails. 10 friend requests and the rest messages. Thing is, that is just stress now to reject all dem ppl. *** Went to Sandy Lane tonight for dinner. It was a very last minute after 11pm kinda thing. They were "closed", but apparently our "dinner-taker-outer" got nuff rank. So I had my meal. The chicken breast was so bland tasting. *sigh* Well it wasn't my dinero Thank the Lord. Can you imagine Pina Coladas are $20BDs, and banks is $10BDS. and de banks in a glass, and the glass holds less than the banks bottle. dem ppl is bare robbers. *** Anyways library later in 6 hours. *** Celina is still here driving me insane • • • • • Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Well Celina is still here.She was supposed to leave on Monday, but thanks to Hurrican Wilma she was unable too. Then her school got cancelled for the rest of the week and so did her big midterm scheduled for yesterday. Lucky brute. Now she is here til Sunday/ indefinitely. Fort Lauderdale is f#$%&! I'm just glad my sister is here, cause we would have been worried sick. I can just picture Celina freaking out and bitching at everyone. *** Anyways, I got this email and I'd like to share it with you all. I found it extremely hilarious. I WILL SURVIVE At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on ... But there you are, Another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count? [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey! [Verse] It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud! But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! 'Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey! have a good day readers, ahahaha • • • • • |
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